“Do these jeans make my butt look big?” I heard the girl ask her friend.
“No way! It looks good! You should get those!”
Now, either ..
It started innocently enough, just a casual conversation with a stranger in the checkout lane. She was friendly, young, and juggling a bab..
Yep. That’s me. The girl on aisle 3 with her sunglasses on top of her head, her kids dragging behind her, wearing old sweatpants and my hu..